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Funny Definitions of some words

• School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

• Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

• Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

• Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

• Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

• Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

• Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

• Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

• Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

• Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

• Father: A banker provided by nature.

• Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

• Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

• Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

• Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

• Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

• Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

• Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

• Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

• Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

• Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can
be done together.

• Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

• Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

• Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.